You only need English?
Swiss guy visiting London pulls up at a bus stop where two locals
are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he
asks. The two Brits just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" he tries.
The two continue to stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No
response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?". Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Brit
turns to the second and says, "You know, maybe we should
learn a foreign language." "Why?" says
the other. "That guy knew four languages, and it didn't
do him any good."
Help!
Two translators on a ship are talking. "Can you swim?" asks
one. "No" says the other, "but
I can shout for help in nine languages."
Quote
The polymath and critic George Steiner once observed
that while you could see with one eye, two eyes gave you perspective.
It's the same with language. What the monolingual blithely
ignore is that a second language is essential to pick up the
particularities in their own cultures as well as that of others.
Where the one-eyed are king, it's not surprising how often
we fail to see what's under our own noses. |